Q: Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?
A: Because he only had one pupil.
Over on our calendar of a Month of Smiley Silliness it’s Puzzle Do-ers Week and Go to Work Naked Day. I’ll do the first (Gladly! I love puzzles!) but not the second. I’ve never celebrated the second holiday. But I guess one should never say never. But really, has anyone ever gone to work naked? Anyone? Maybe a few Spunky Old Broads will answer yes, since it is also Spunky Old Broads Day.
Today is also Wear Red Day. For the naked holiday mentioned above, I guess one could pet 2 kitties with 1 hand (a kinder version of the saying kill 2 birds with 1 stone), by blushing red in your birthday suit! Just FYI, it’s also Wear Red Day again on February 5.
Happy birthday to the old broad Lisa Marie Presley (1968), Clark Gable (1901), and Rick James (1948).
Today is also Give a Kid a Smile Day. Now, there’s one I celebrate every day! If you don’t, well start! Start today. Start today and never stop.
BTW, the Smileys and holidays on a month full of Smiley Silliness are all different than the ones you see here on the website’s Daily Smiley.
Plus, as is often the case, the Cyclops Smiley you get in the Smiley-a-Day emailer is different from what you see here.