Walking along trail, see an incredible, huge lizard. It’s doing that thing where they stay perfectly still so they blend in and you don’t notice them. So I do same figuring if I stand there long enough the lizard will move. After 10 minutes, impatience get the better of me and I creep closer. Oh, never mind…it’s a plastic lizard. Yep, I’m not afraid to admit I’m a dope.
