Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it’s too tired!

Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
A: Bike-carbonate of soda!

Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement.

Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.

Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle

Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
A: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Bike Seat Smiley

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse
of your teeming shore.

Send these,
the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

I once did a parody of this for my Preschool:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your fuddled mommies yearning to be carefree,
The wretched refuse of their toddlers’ screaming years.
Send these, the haggard, toddler-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the baby-gated door!