May 11
Belly Dance Day
I would put belly laughing
at the top of my highlights list.
~ Carol Vorderman
Today’s Smiley Face is called Nipple, Nipple, Belly Ripple Smiley (featuring an Olympic Diver). In the same vein there’s Pastie, Pastie, Thong Smiley Face. I know it’s hard to believe, but I have a different Nipple, Nipple, Belly Ripple on a month full of Smiley Silliness.
Today is also Eat Whatever You Like Day, which seems incongruous with Belly Dancing Day!
Ever wonder how many calories you burn every time you indulge in a belly laugh? Maybe enough belly laughs and you can still eat whatever you want and proudly bare your belly for a belly dance.
Today is Babysitters’ Day. If you haven’t changed how much you pay your sitters in a while, maybe consider giving them a raise. It’s hard work and work for which you are grateful! No one needs a break quite so much as a frazzled parent. Maybe unwind playing miniature golf. This goofy sport is celebrated today.
Cory Monteith would have been 33 today. Sorry you’re gone, buddy. Another reminder that drugs suck. If I could magically and permanently eliminate one thing from human existence, it would be intoxicants.
BTW, the Smileys and holidays on a month full of Smiley Silliness are all different than the ones you see in the Daily Smiley.